Akward events or really just one event.

Andrew and I went to the movies yesterday. After the movie Andrew had to take a dump so I was sitting outside the bathroom for a bit. This dude (probably around 25-30) was talking on the phone really loud and obnoxiously. I couldn't help but notice and listen in, plus he had a pretty intense 'stache that caught my attention. As he is talking he comes and stands right in front of me, literally two feet from me. I didn't know what to do so I just acted like I didn't even see him. I continued to mess around on my phone but he wasn't moving. I wish that you all could see this man, completely dorky and awkward. So he continues to stand right in front of me but I refuse to look up and make eye contact. I finally break and make eye contact. That was a mistake. He starts to blow me kisses while he's on the phone. "Where the heck is Andrew!?!" is whats going through my head. He continues to stare at me and starts to move forward a little. Andrew is still no where to be found so I hop up and run to the bathroom. The man turns around and acts like he is going to follow me in. I wait for a little while until Andrew calls me to see where I am. I come out of the bathroom and the man is just standing there, waiting for me so I grab Andrew's hand and we walk out while I am laughing hysterically. I explain everything to Andrew as we are walking to the car and we had a good laugh. Oh, awkward moments...how you make me feel alive!